radiobread2:

Please do not wear a “blink if you want me” t-shirt or I will be forced to teach you a lesson by staring at you not blinking until I cry and my eyes bleed and even then I still will not blink the event will be very tragic as you watch me go blind because I do not want you it will take rejection to a whole new level and it will be detrimental to your psychological well being and overall self esteem